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Santa: May I have some station...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

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