Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why do only 1...

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: If a woman is...

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?

Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I can't ...

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: After years o...

Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.

Banta: Oh my God! So she left/

Santa: No. She's staying!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto yelled at Sant...

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Banta: Why do only 1...

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Banta: If a woman is...

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?

Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

Santa: I can't ...

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Santa: After years o...

Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.

Banta: Oh my God! So she left/

Santa: No. She's staying!

Jeeto yelled at Sant...

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: I am proud, b...

Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college. Banta: Really, what is he studying. Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Banta: Why do only 1...

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Banta: If a woman is...

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it? Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.

Santa: This weight o...

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange. Banta: What's with it? Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Jeeto comes out of a...

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?' Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Banta: What's t...

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled? Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

Santa: I can't ...

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days. Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void? Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Santa: After years o...

Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart. Banta: Oh my God! So she left/ Santa: No. She's staying!

Jeeto yelled at Sant...

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!" Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Bar owner: You...

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit. Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

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Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college.

Banta: Really, what is he studying.
Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?

Santa: Because if they all went, it would be hell.

Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?

Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day.

Santa: This weight of mine is really strange.
Banta: What's with it?

Santa: Every time I lose it, it finds me again.

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa, 'How do I look?'

Santa: 'Well, at least you tried.'

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

Santa: I can't seem to connect with my wife these days.
Banta: It certainly leaves an emotional void?
Santa: Not really, She keeps ducking every time I swing!

Santa: After years of threatening to leave, last night my wife finally broke my heart.

Banta: Oh my God! So she left/

Santa: No. She's staying!

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!