Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: My friend los...

Santa: My friend lost all his money.

Banta: Played with stocks?

Santa: No. Played with girls!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I sent love l...

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa telling Pappu ...

Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.

One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to a publ...

Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to Santa after...

Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: I hate you wh...

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.

Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa arrives home p...

Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: My friend los...

Santa: My friend lost all his money.

Banta: Played with stocks?

Santa: No. Played with girls!

Santa: I sent love l...

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!

Santa telling Pappu ...

Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.

One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa went to a publ...

Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!

Banta to Santa after...

Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!

Jeeto: I hate you wh...

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.

Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Santa arrives home p...

Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: My friend los...

Santa: My friend lost all his money. Banta: Played with stocks? Santa: No. Played with girls!

Santa: I sent love l...

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'!

Santa telling Pappu ...

Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'. One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!

Santa calls up...

Santa calls up "White house". Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: Are you an idiot? Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa went to a publ...

Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!

Banta to Santa after...

Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much? Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!

Jeeto: I hate you wh...

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink. Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!

Santa: I'm worr...

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market. Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store. Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Banta sent an sms to...

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife. A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing. The report said - Delivered!

Santa arrives home p...

Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state. Jeeto: Where've you been? Santa: Can't you guess where I've been? Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!

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Santa: My friend lost all his money.

Banta: Played with stocks?

Santa: No. Played with girls!

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.

Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: She married the 'postman'!

Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'.

One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!

Santa calls up "White house".
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour.
The sweeper asked for 20 rupees.
Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!

Banta to Santa after he returned from a business tour: Does your wife miss you much?
Santa: No. She throws remarkably straight for a woman!

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink.

Santa: Darling, I hate you when I don't drink!

Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.
A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.
The report said - Delivered!

Santa arrives home pretty late in a drunken state.
Jeeto: Where've you been?
Santa: Can't you guess where I've been?
Jeeto: I can - but go on with your story!