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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Your cousin, ...

Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now?
Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Wives are lik...

Santa: Wives are like microwaves.

Banta: You mean they're hazardous?

Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa's romanti...

Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B...

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pappu: Dad, will you...

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: This is getti...

Santa: This is getting really irritating.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: This is the 10th ATM that I've been to... that has "insufficient funds"!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I lost my off...

Santa: I lost my office keys again.
Jeeto: It's in your Jeans.
Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

In train, a woman sl...

In train, a woman slept at Santa son's seat and refused to get up.
Santa went to TC and complained, " This lady is not giving berth to my child!"

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I eat my sala...

Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?

Santa: No. It's because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Tell me, how...

Doctor: Tell me, how did you end up here?

Santa: Oh, I haven't ended up yet!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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