Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: What's t...

Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.

Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: O!!! So you w...

Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer?
You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: There are 2 p...

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.

Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marria

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I am unable t...

Santa: I am unable to sleep.

Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.

Santa: How is this all possible in office?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Do you think ...

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Hello! ...

Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.

Jeeto: Who's Preeti?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: What's t...

Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.

Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!

Santa: O!!! So you w...

Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer?
You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!

Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

Santa: There are 2 p...

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.

Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marria

Santa: I am unable t...

Santa: I am unable to sleep.

Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.

Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Banta: Do you think ...

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

Santa: Hello! ...

Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.

Jeeto: Who's Preeti?

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Why did you g...

Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: What's t...

Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages. Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!

Santa: O!!! So you w...

Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer? You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows? Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!

Santa to his f...

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years? "At college, taking medicine." Santa: And did you finally get well?

Santa: There are 2 p...

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women. Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods? Santa: Before marriage and after marria

Santa: I am unable t...

Santa: I am unable to sleep. Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music. Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle. Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape? Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Banta: Do you think ...

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual? Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

Santa: Hello! ...

Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg. Jeeto: Who's Preeti?

Banta: How long can ...

Banta: How long can a person live without brains? Santa:I don't know. How old are you?

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Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?

Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!

Santa: What's the matter, today you're getting a lot of "I love you" messages.

Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wife's mobile!

Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer?
You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!

Santa to his friend's son, "Where have you been for the last 4 years?

"At college, taking medicine."
Santa: And did you finally get well?

Santa: There are 2 periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand women.

Jeeto: Indeed, and when are these periods?
Santa: Before marriage and after marria

Santa: I am unable to sleep.

Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.

Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?

Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!

Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.

Jeeto: Who's Preeti?

Banta: How long can a person live without brains?

Santa:I don't know. How old are you?