Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

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Nov 3, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa at an Art Gall...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Photographer Santa w...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

A street dog was cha...

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Professor Banta aske...

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa was standing b...

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

Santa invested 2 Lak...

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa went to batter...

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.

U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?

Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!