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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje...
By
Rajan
(
Nov 3, 2014
)
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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