Oct 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa found the answ...

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Oct 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Santa found the answ...

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Oct 22, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: Wife agar hus...

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Teacher: what do u c...

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Santa standing on th...

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help. Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Santa found the answ...

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Santa: I got married...

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

2 Hijade ek shaadi k...

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!

Doctor asks Santa to...

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear

Interviewer: What is...

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jailor: Tumhe kal su...

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me h...

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in.

Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help.
Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.