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Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki ma...
By
Gaurav
(
Sep 20, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
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Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
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A man to Santa: Ur f...
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
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Santa had a dream in...
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
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Sumit
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Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
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