Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mere pass gad...

Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h?

Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h

Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were u ar...

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

1 Chor Santa ka mobi...

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas h

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Mere pass gad...

Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h?

Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h

Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?

Judge: Why were u ar...

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

1 Chor Santa ka mobi...

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas h

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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Aug 8, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Santa: "Madam t...

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so sure? Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by ...

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up s...

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??' Santa got mad, angrily replied.. 'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Mere pass gad...

Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h? Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?

Judge: Why were u ar...

Judge: Why were u arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa: Will U marry,...

Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

1 Chor Santa ka mobi...

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas h

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.

Santa:Papa aaj meri ...

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ' s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.

Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya h?

Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa h

Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass h?

Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.

1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas h

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first.

Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!