Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Chahe Gussa Karo Cha...

Chahe Gussa Karo Chahe Sir Peeto Chahe Phone
Thodo Chahe Uchhalo Chahe Kudo Chahe Kuch
Bhi Karo Par Hum Yuhi Raat Ko Good Night Karte R@henge

By: Ankita Arora
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sw...

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sweet Si Ladki Online H Kya. . . . . . . Online H Toh Face-book Band Kare Aur So Jaye Jaldi Se Maahol Aur Zamana Bohat Khrab H. GN

By: Ankita Arora
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD NIGHT)

Doctor: Kaise Aana H...

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Thik Nahi h, Liver me Pain ho raha h.
Doc: Daru Pite ho?
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shaadi ki party me D...

Shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana h.
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Raat ko 12 baje ladk...

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa goes to a petr...

Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON'T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was smoking in...

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Chahe Gussa Karo Cha...

Chahe Gussa Karo Chahe Sir Peeto Chahe Phone
Thodo Chahe Uchhalo Chahe Kudo Chahe Kuch
Bhi Karo Par Hum Yuhi Raat Ko Good Night Karte R@henge

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sw...

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sweet Si Ladki Online H Kya. . . . . . . Online H Toh Face-book Band Kare Aur So Jaye Jaldi Se Maahol Aur Zamana Bohat Khrab H. GN

Doctor: Kaise Aana H...

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Thik Nahi h, Liver me Pain ho raha h.
Doc: Daru Pite ho?
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Shaadi ki party me D...

Shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana h.
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

Raat ko 12 baje ladk...

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

Santa goes to a petr...

Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON'T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa was smoking in...

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

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Apr 30, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Chahe Gussa Karo Cha...

Chahe Gussa Karo Chahe Sir Peeto Chahe Phone Thodo Chahe Uchhalo Chahe Kudo Chahe Kuch Bhi Karo Par Hum Yuhi Raat Ko Good Night Karte R@henge

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sw...

Koi Pyari Cute Si Sweet Si Ladki Online H Kya. . . . . . . Online H Toh Face-book Band Kare Aur So Jaye Jaldi Se Maahol Aur Zamana Bohat Khrab H. GN

Doctor: Kaise Aana H...

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Thik Nahi h, Liver me Pain ho raha h. Doc: Daru Pite ho? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Shaadi ki party me D...

Shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana h. Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

Raat ko 12 baje ladk...

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha, ghar par koi nahi hai, boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur.. . . . Sachmuch koi nahi tha, tala laga tha!

Santa goes to a petr...

Santa goes to a petrol pump.. He reads notice: DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE He picks his cell, call everyone & says: DON'T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol Pump.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Driver: Sir ji, Pet...

Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti. Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa was smoking in...

Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Santa to Dr.: Meri ...

Santa to Dr.: Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai. Dr.: Tension mat lo Jub Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

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Chahe Gussa Karo Chahe Sir Peeto Chahe Phone
Thodo Chahe Uchhalo Chahe Kudo Chahe Kuch
Bhi Karo Par Hum Yuhi Raat Ko Good Night Karte R@henge

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Thik Nahi h, Liver me Pain ho raha h.
Doc: Daru Pite ho?
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

Shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana h.
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

Santa goes to a petrol pump..
He reads notice:
DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE

He picks his cell,
call everyone & says:
DON'T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.