Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Hotel mn 1couple din...

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi Ã¢â‚¬ËœSanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Super Hit Beizzati! ...

Super Hit Beizzati!
Bv: Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?
Husband: of course darling sex kronga
Bv: Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

7 Nangay Larkay Apna...

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP ka Add Hy.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pathan ne train me A...

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
Merry Marlow
bus mai ne maardi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Old man married a yo...

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Bat...

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?
Ladki sharma kr boli: Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Hotel mn 1couple din...

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi Ã¢â‚¬ËœSanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.

Super Hit Beizzati! ...

Super Hit Beizzati!
Bv: Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?
Husband: of course darling sex kronga
Bv: Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

7 Nangay Larkay Apna...

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP ka Add Hy.

Pathan ne train me A...

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
Merry Marlow
bus mai ne maardi.

Old man married a yo...

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Bat...

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?
Ladki sharma kr boli: Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se.

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

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Mar 20, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Hotel mn 1couple din...

Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi Ã¢â‚¬ËœSanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.

Super Hit Beizzati! ...

Super Hit Beizzati! Bv: Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge? Husband: of course darling sex kronga Bv: Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

Boy & girl in bu...

Boy & girl in bus Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

7 Nangay Larkay Apna...

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy 1 Aurat Ne Pocha: Are You Advertising For Condoms? Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye 7.UP ka Add Hy.

Pathan ne train me A...

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya? Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha Usne kha: Merry Marlow bus mai ne maardi.

Old man married a yo...

Old man married a young girl! On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her. Girl said! ohh darling 5 times? Old man replied! No dear choose any one!

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Bat...

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain? Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen. Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai. (wazarat-e-sehat)

Chemistry ki class m...

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ? Ladki sharma kr boli: Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se.

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ? Boy: A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua? Larki: us time . . . hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!

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Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabba aj sadi v zanani hundi Ã¢â‚¬ËœSanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.

Super Hit Beizzati!
Bv: Agar Tumhare pas zindgi k 30 min bache hon to kya karoge?
Husband: of course darling sex kronga
Bv: Baqi k 29 minutes kya kro gay?

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP ka Add Hy.

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
Merry Marlow
bus mai ne maardi.

Old man married a young girl!
On wedding night he showed 5 fingers to her.
Girl said! ohh darling 5 times?
Old man replied!
No dear choose any one!

Girl 2 Boy frnd: Batao larkian Braizer Q phanti hain?
Boy: ta k Breast ziada bubling na karen.
Girl: No! Khula doodh Sehat k liye Muzir hai.
(wazarat-e-sehat)

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?
Ladki sharma kr boli: Sir, Night rate 1500/- aur Hotel charges alag se.

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!