Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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santa:1 haath me kit...

santa:1 haath me kitni ungalian hoti hai banta:6 santa: batamiza kinni vari kaya hai kachhe to hath kad ke ginya kar

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Doc.kya sex krte hue...

Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho?
Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Santa: What is the s...

Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?.
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Gabber Singh ka jana...

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo?
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Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nasbandi karne wale ...

Nasbandi karne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon me dubara aa gayee. Usko dekh kar ek Buddha bola- connection to pehle hi kaat gaye, ab handset bhi le jaoge kya?

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

SEX and SHOPPING hav...

SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

SON: Papa aap jab HO...

SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

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Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

santa:1 haath me kit...

santa:1 haath me kitni ungalian hoti hai banta:6 santa: batamiza kinni vari kaya hai kachhe to hath kad ke ginya kar

Doc.kya sex krte hue...

Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho?
Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.

Santa: What is the s...

Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?.
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

Gabber Singh ka jana...

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Nasbandi karne wale ...

Nasbandi karne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon me dubara aa gayee. Usko dekh kar ek Buddha bola- connection to pehle hi kaat gaye, ab handset bhi le jaoge kya?

SEX and SHOPPING hav...

SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

SON: Papa aap jab HO...

SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

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Mar 18, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

santa:1 haath me kit...

santa:1 haath me kitni ungalian hoti hai banta:6 santa: batamiza kinni vari kaya hai kachhe to hath kad ke ginya kar

Doc.kya sex krte hue...

Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho? Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.

Santa: What is the s...

Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?. Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

Gabber Singh ka jana...

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?

Nasbandi karne wale ...

Nasbandi karne wale doctors ki team 1 gaon me dubara aa gayee. Usko dekh kar ek Buddha bola- connection to pehle hi kaat gaye, ab handset bhi le jaoge kya?

SEX and SHOPPING hav...

SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.

Husband: Darling G k...

Husband: Darling G karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho jau, aankhon Mei bas jau, tumhri baaho ME jhul jau. Wife: Devanand hi Rahoge ya kabhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.

SON: Papa aap jab HO...

SON: Papa aap jab HONYMOON per gaye the tab mein kaha tha ? PAPA: Beta jaate samay tu mere pass tha AATE SAMAY TU MUMMY KE PASS THA !.

Father went 2 school...

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

Research shows men r...

Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..

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Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho?
Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.

Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?.
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo?
?
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Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?