SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common.. In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on.
Sex is gud sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just 4 fun or getting paid everyone luvs getting laid, So if u want me in d sack, lick ur lips n text me back
boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to kaali na ho k tum bahut gori hoti
Dunia Me Sabse Himmat WaLa Mard Kon Hai.?
Qki Wo Kisi Bhi Ghar Jakr Keh Sakta Hai
Saheb Madam Se Kehna Kapde NikaL Ke Rakhe Me Aata Hu
Question : What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet,
hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Answer : Vicks Inhaler
2 girls returning from Movie
1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha h!