Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Pyara se dost ko sal...

Pyara se dost ko salaam hamara,
Aap kaise ho sawaal hamara,
Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara,
Filhaal kabool kijiye "Good Morning" hamara.

By: Gaurav
Category: GREETINGS (GOOD MORNING)

1 Larki bina Sex kiy...

1 Larki bina Sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gyi sardar ne akhbar me add dia
1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki h

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladies are like a Ca...

Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

"My grand fathe...

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A negro attended a f...

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar got promotion...

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar finds cigaret...

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

2 shardar train k pi...

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: A for? Sar...

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pyara se dost ko sal...

Pyara se dost ko salaam hamara,
Aap kaise ho sawaal hamara,
Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara,
Filhaal kabool kijiye "Good Morning" hamara.

1 Larki bina Sex kiy...

1 Larki bina Sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gyi sardar ne akhbar me add dia
1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki h

Ladies are like a Ca...

Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

"My grand fathe...

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

A negro attended a f...

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

Sardar got promotion...

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

Sardar finds cigaret...

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

2 shardar train k pi...

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha.

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Teacher: A for? Sar...

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.

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Feb 21, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Pyara se dost ko sal...

Pyara se dost ko salaam hamara, Aap kaise ho sawaal hamara, Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara, Filhaal kabool kijiye "Good Morning" hamara.

1 Larki bina Sex kiy...

1 Larki bina Sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gyi sardar ne akhbar me add dia 1 Larki Qad 5 ft Rung Gora Nam Geta Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki h

Ladies are like a Ca...

Ladies are like a Car!!! Front side Bumper Inside Key hole Backside also Bumper and Silence

"My grand fathe...

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses." Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

A negro attended a f...

A negro attended a function without dress. sardar thought he was wearing black suit & said "ur dress is good but tie is in the wrong position"

Sardar got promotion...

Sardar got promotion in office as manager. To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said "Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

Sardar finds cigaret...

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room. Oh my God!! she smokes Then finds whisky, Oh my God!! she drinks Then he saw a boy. Thank God!! Its all his

2 shardar train k pi...

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the. 1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE".. Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha.

Sardar wanted to mak...

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Teacher: A for? Sar...

Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di.

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Pyara se dost ko salaam hamara,
Aap kaise ho sawaal hamara,
Yaad karte rahenge ye hai wada hamara,
Filhaal kabool kijiye "Good Morning" hamara.

1 Larki bina Sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gyi sardar ne akhbar me add dia
1 Larki
Qad 5 ft
Rung Gora
Nam Geta
Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuki h

Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

"My grand father lived for 96 years. He never used glasses."

Sardar:" Ya.. I know.. Few people drink directly from bottle"

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.
To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said

"Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager"

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter's room.
Oh my God!! she smokes

Then finds whisky,
Oh my God!! she drinks

Then he saw a boy.
Thank God!! Its all his

2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha.

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.

Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.