2 shardar train k pichhe bhaag...

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi H

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,
Malik: Kaun H?
Chor: Miyaaun
Malik: Kaun H?
Chor: Miyaaun
Malik: Kaun H?
Chor: Sale Billi H Billi

Socha ta us bewakuf koh bhul jayenge,
Dek ker bi andeka kar jayenge,
Par jaise he woh samne aye woh hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dek le agli baar bhul jayenge..

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

Sardar-Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hai.
Man-Arey waha Vo kaise?
Sardar-Main Girls college Bus ka Drive Hu na.

Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi
aur
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari..
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bhabhi lagegi..!!