Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple...

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole- Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha masumiyat se-Master G m ammi se kahunga k meri roti
kutta kha gya!

Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked
lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip
no chik chik

Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din me kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab h,
overtime laga raha hu.

Everyone is gonna miss these word from their Parents :
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SACHIN IS OUT, NOW GO & STUDY...!