Ladies are like a Car!!! Fr...

By Gaurav (Feb 21, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhag...

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.?
Bahu= Grah Pravesh To 2 Baar Hua,
Lekin Shanti 1 Baar Bhi Hui.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladies are like a Car!!! Fr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

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Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhag...

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.?
Bahu= Grah Pravesh To 2 Baar Hua,
Lekin Shanti 1 Baar Bhi Hui.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Ladies are like a Car!!! Fr...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ladies are like a Car!!! Front side Bumper Inside Key hole Backside also Bumper and Silence

You May Also Like

Dentist was removing...

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady: Dentist: Madam U r holding my balls! Lady: I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Teacher: Prove that ...

Teacher: Prove that ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ? Boy: A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

Bus stop pe 1 ladki ...

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de Ladki - Papa mein hun..

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhag...

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.? Bahu= Grah Pravesh To 2 Baar Hua, Lekin Shanti 1 Baar Bhi Hui.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K L...

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain? Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC Boy: Koi Khas Wja? Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.

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Ladies are like a Car!!!

Front side Bumper

Inside Key hole

Backside also Bumper and Silence

Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
Madam U r holding my balls!
Lady:
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other

Teacher: Prove that
ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc ?
Boy:
A boy over a girl + 2minute pain + 4white drops + 9 months course = a beautiful child..!-)!.

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

Bus stop pe 1 ladki dupata bandhe khadi thi
tabhi 1 uncle aaye or bole
Are janeman 1 bar is chehre ka didar toh kara de
Ladki - Papa mein hun..

Saas= Bahu KaL Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.?
Bahu= Grah Pravesh To 2 Baar Hua,
Lekin Shanti 1 Baar Bhi Hui.

Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna H Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti H.