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Nov 4, 2013 SMS COLLECTION

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Dulha: Is ghar m reh...

Dulha: Is ghar m rehna he to kanjusi krni padegi
Dulhan: To fir itna sra tail l**d pe Q lga rhe ho, Hmare waha to Ye kam THooK laga k hi ho jata tha
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nurse: Sardarji, mub...

Nurse: Sardarji, mubarak ho. Aapko judwaa bete hue hai.
Sardar: Ye to hona hi tha. Maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi !
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Preeto: Aaj Kal Tum ...

Preeto: Aaj Kal Tum Dhile Rahete Ho Aur Sex Me B Udas Ho
Santa: Bevkuf Stock Down, Crude Down, Property Down, Buisness Down
To Popat kaise up rahega
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

On 1st NIGHT Husb- ...

On 1st NIGHT
Husb- "Darling, comes lets hav Sex..." WIFE- "No Sorry, I hav Promised my Mom that i will leave this Bad work after arriage...
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Never play with Girl...

Never play with Girls heart, she has only 1 heart...
Its OK to PLAY with her B**bS,
she has TWO !!!
Pom pom.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 Aurat Subah hote h...

1 Aurat Subah hote hi HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli - Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa aapne di thi?

Hakim- Ji ha
Lady- Toh, BIWI bhi apni bhej deta
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pakistan mein Twins ...

Pakistan mein Twins baby paida hue to saas boli..
"Lo batao, Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jo Apni GF Ko Chand ...

Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H,
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Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki..

Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai,

1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Q: Does love deserve...

Q: Does love deserve overtime & hazard pay?

A: Yes!Coz it works in deep & mostly in night shifts!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A S@x expert was onc...

A S@x expert was once asked wether a rape is posible while runing.
No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)
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