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With just a Single k...

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for
30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
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Who is she?
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Balloon.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Fill in the blanks ...

Fill in the blanks
1.BOO_S
2. - -NDOM
3.F- - K
4.P- N-S
5.PU-S-
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
Dirty Mind

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aaj kal ki Mohabbat ...

Aaj kal ki Mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band CAR ko bhi hila deti hai..!!!

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1st friend to 2nd Fr...

1st friend to 2nd Friend
'Le Mithai kha!'
2nd Friend:Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best 'CALL GIRL' ka Award mila h

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl: Aaj office jat...

Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss mujhpe chad gaya..
Friend: Kyu???
Girl: Main 'late gayi' thi..

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Arz kiya hai. Dheere...

Arz kiya hai. Dheere se thoko sanam, Mehangai ka zamana hai. 6 inch ke item ko zindagi bhar chalaana hai..!!

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladk...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nani (to kid): Soja ...

Nani (to kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, aur ye leke aa gayi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

A Boy Disturbs a Gir...

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home? Boy: No . . Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yahan Time Pass Kyon Kr Raha H.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek Admi ne Nargis ko...

Ek Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama leti ho? Nargis:Rs.50,000 Admi:Such bta? Nargis:ROZI pe baithi hun Jhoot thori BOLO ge.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)