With just a Single kiss on the...

Aurtoon ki khuli he
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..

Medam-Sabse jyada protin kiske dodh me hota h
S-16 saal ki ladki ke dodh me
M-wo kese
stdnt -usko pekar bina hadi wala loda b khada hota.

Husband - mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo?
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aaya tha

Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nai Ata K Kya Kre?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta He
Agar Achi Mile To Pati KAAM Kr Jata He

Father went 2 school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam kab dengi aap. Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a