Mohabbat karli tumse bahut soc...

By Girdhari Lal Multani (Jun 22, 2016)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Master G Bacche ka l...

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole: Beta ghr jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha masumiyat se-Master G mammi se kahunga k meri roti
kutta kha gya!

By: P.K
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BF & GF dono han...

BF & GF dono hans rhe the tabhi BF achnak se chup ho gya
GF:kya hua?
BF:kuch ni..
GF:batao na..
BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gyi

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A sardarji goes to a...

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! u can't get it
coz he is the owner of restaurant

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut soc...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

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Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
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Master G Bacche ka l...

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole: Beta ghr jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha masumiyat se-Master G mammi se kahunga k meri roti
kutta kha gya!

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

BF & GF dono han...

BF & GF dono hans rhe the tabhi BF achnak se chup ho gya
GF:kya hua?
BF:kuch ni..
GF:batao na..
BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gyi

A sardarji goes to a...

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! u can't get it
coz he is the owner of restaurant

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut soc...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad, Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

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A newly married girl...

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

Master G Bacche ka l...

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole: Beta ghr jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge? Baccha masumiyat se-Master G mammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya!

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena, Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna, Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna, Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

BF & GF dono han...

BF & GF dono hans rhe the tabhi BF achnak se chup ho gya GF:kya hua? BF:kuch ni.. GF:batao na.. BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gyi

A sardarji goes to a...

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! u can't get it coz he is the owner of restaurant

Boy: kal maine tumha...

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents -
Ruby First Class in Bed!

Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or bole: Beta ghr jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge?
Baccha masumiyat se-Master G mammi se kahunga k meri roti
kutta kha gya!

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

BF & GF dono hans rhe the tabhi BF achnak se chup ho gya
GF:kya hua?
BF:kuch ni..
GF:batao na..
BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gyi

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! u can't get it
coz he is the owner of restaurant

Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha