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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI H
HUM WO MAJNOO H
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI H !

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur.
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Nahi pata kya?
Chalo main batati hon.
Kyon k Akbar uska naam tha.

Hum ko Humi Say Chura Lo Dil Main kaheen Tum Chupa Lo Hum Akalay Ho Na Jaen Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen Pas Aao "RUKO" . . Pehaly DETTOL Se Naha Lo..