Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.
Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.
Santa fixed his marriage on 2nd January
He sent invitation to his friends like this.
"Marriage is on 2nd. Plz come on 1st night, sab mil ke enjoy karenge"
Zindagi Ek Bus-Stop He,
Har Ladki 1 Bus He,
Iske Pichhe Bhago To Chali Jati He,
Khade Raho To Dusri Aati H.
Santa : Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai...
Tere dost ki death ho gai haiÃ¢â¬Â¦ Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta : Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.