Bhayanak Badla By A Boy: Usne...

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai mai ek ladki se kha mujhse shadi karogi to
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khushi se hi mar gyi pagli?

Teacher:1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao
Santa:1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher:6 Kaha H
Santa:aj Subah TV Pe News Bata Raha Tha
Ek Bus Durghatana Me 6 Ki Maut Ho Gayi

STRESS-When your wife is prgnt
TENSION-When your girl friend is prgnt
PANIC-When both are prgnt
TRAGIC-When you are not responsible for their pregnancy

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat H..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat H..
Sochte H Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte H Ishq Me Kharche Bohat H..

Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives...
middle 2 benches are general compartments &
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches...