Bhayanak Badla By A Boy: Usne...

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hi
Smart..
Lovely..
Smart: Wo hi jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hi.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hi jiska Aap msg padh
rahe ha...

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai.
Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Hame Tujhse SMS Ki Ummid Nahi.
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi h.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua.
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi h.

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nhi ho rha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS

Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho

Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha

Boys Always Rock