By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Wife:Kya kar rahe ho? Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu. W:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female. W:Kaise malum? M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
Samundar Se Keh Do Apni Lehre Samhaal ke Rakhe, . Zindgi me Tufan Laane k Liye Hmara"Result"Hi Kaafi Hai.
Hum 1 Baar Jeete Hai, Hum 1 Baar Marte Hai, Shadi Bhi 1 Baar Hoti Hai, Aur Pyar . . . . . Ye To Aapke Talent Pr Depend Karta Hai.
Dear rajinikanth sir, Please close your fridge door properly. Yours sincerely, ALL MUMBAI CITIZENS. :D
A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, Sit, Create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter.
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya? Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.
How to kill a girl? give her a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics... and "Lock her in a room without a mirror"
