By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Wife:Kya kar rahe ho? Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu. W:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female. W:Kaise malum? M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya h, Chand to hoga h nhi .
Wife Drinking Whiskey, Asked "Tum Kaun Ho"? . Husband:Pagal Ho Gayi Ho Kya? Apne Husband Ko Bhool Gayi? . Wife:Nasha Har Gum Bhula Deta H. "Bhaisaab".!
Shayari 4 u Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya
Bunty: Mirrors don't lie. Pappu: And lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
1 Student Ka Sawal: Hum Jeete Ak Bar Hain Marte Ak Bar Hain Pyar Bhi Ak Bar Hota Hy Or Shadi B Ak Hi Bar Hoti Hy To Ye Exams Bar Bar Q ??
Hum tumhare agar na ho pate, kitne hathon mein bat gaye hote, aise lashkar se kitna behtar tha, hum akele hi datt gaye hote.
