By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Wife:Kya kar rahe ho? Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu. W:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female. W:Kaise malum? M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga? Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.
Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue. Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke, Sare Ladke Isko Line Marenge. Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re, Apun Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"
Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity
BOY 2 GIRL- Likhe jo KHAT tuje, wo teri YAAD me, sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me, Swera jb hua to JUTE pad gye, wo "FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" me badal gaye
