By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Wife:Kya kar rahe ho? Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu. W:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female. W:Kaise malum? M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya. He was shocked! . . Kyunki . . waha already hum maggy bana rhe the Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki.
Boy ne Girl ko propose kiya to girl gusa ho gaye aur boli. Apni shakl dekhi h? Boy: Ha dekhi h, tabi to tere pas aya hon varna katrina kaif ke pas nahi jata
Interviewer: Where did you graduate from? Candidate: IIN Interviewer: Where is your degree? Candidate: Here's the Postpaid Bill!
aaj ek din aur jilo. aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo. aaj ek dua aur manglo. aaj ek sms aur karlo. kya pata. kal credit ho na ho!
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai. Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki, Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
