By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Wife:Kya kar rahe ho? Man:Makkhiya maar rha hu. W:Kitni mari? Man:3 male aur 2 female. W:Kaise malum? M:Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi 2 ph. se
Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi. par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi. na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki hamari height todhi kam thi.
Unki chaht ne rulaya bahut. Unki yad ne tadpaya bahut. Hm unse bahut pyar krte hai, Is mjburi ko unhone ajmaya bahut
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana..
Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein
Na mera bap, Na mera taya Ro Ro k mene Pakistan banya In pyar karne walo ne zra b reham na khaya Kambkhto ne mere mazar ko DATE POINT bnaya.
