Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein kar
A Public Msg:
A Girl May Not Help U To
Get Lot Of Marks..
But Marks May Help U to
Get Lot Of Girls..
So Luv Your Studies,
Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!