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Are Are
Kya Hua?
Agr sMs Ke Paise Nhi H To is Me Paaw Pakrne WaLi Kya Baat H
Uth Jao
Fir Kabhi sMs Bhej Dena

CID pj Again.

Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.

Dil Diya hai, Pyar kiya he.,

ACP Kehta he "Ho na ho daya Khoon Watchman ne hi kiya he.

Christmas spells out love, hope and joy.
Pass it on to everyone in your life. Merry Christmas wink
Have a good one .

Pyar na Rahe to Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost na Rahe to Dosti Kaun Karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe Tumhe Varna,
Bandar ki Tarah Uchal-Kud Kaun Karega??

Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free me.

Angry Golfer: You must be the world's worst caddy?

Caddy: Oh no, that would be too much of a coincidence!