By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Sardar maths k paper me dance kr rha tha, kisine pucha ye kya kr rhe ho, Sardar yaar mere dost ne kha tha k maths me har step k marks milte hai...
FILM DEKHNI HAI.? dekHO INTERVAL THE END YE THI RAJESH KHANA KI KORA KAGAZ" TICKET K PAISE BHEJ DENA
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha .. Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho? Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha h? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza.
Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti h Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti h Aur Vo h Mummy Ki Chappal.?
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha, Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA h.
