By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola: lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ? Ladki: Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go... . . . A white horse fell in the mud
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... . . . Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha.
A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U. Girll Rply: Ek thapad marungi khichke. Boy Rply Mukka to jese tu khaygi nhi phir? badhi ayi thapad marungi.
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.. Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai. Isliye Try maro har Ladki par.... Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
