By Sandeep (Apr 16, 2016)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Aapka Blood Group Kya H? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab H, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.
Santa Ka Jab Antim Samay Aaya Aur Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha: Aap Bataye Ki Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye.? Santa: Mujh Se Mat Pochho Surprise Dena.
Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke baigairat... . Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta h.
A Naughty Answer given by a girl when asked - How you feel when someone gives you a flying kiss.....? Girl - I feel boys are lazy...
ARZ KIYA HE.. DOST KI SHADI ME MERA DIL AK LADKI PE GYA.. FIR KYA? ME TO AINVI AINVI AINVI AINVI LUT GYA :-)
China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? . Kyu k Technical problem h. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye. woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.
