By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta... Ae DOSTON Par Fir Socha, "ExamsS Ka Time Hai. Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi.
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya. Bas ye do line bolkar, sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.
Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.
Today girls be like," Bhen meri bhen tu fikar na kar, Uske dono haath mai rakhi jo dekhe idhar"
I'm the beginning of the end. You can see me twice in a decade, But once in a year & not in day, But once in june & twice in a week. Only genius can ans.
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
