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Rajinikant Garba Me dhol Bhaja Raha Tha

Achana Dharti Par Rajinikant Ke samne Aliena Aakar Pahucha Aur Bola

Mere Beta Ka kal Exam Hai Zara Dheere Sms

Girl 2 Ramdev: Baba agar mai kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev: Narak mai jaogi.
Girl: Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev: Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hi..

DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA
SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA
ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO
PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA.

Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya
Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya
ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...??
Shit ab phir se girna padega.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Agr apko koi anjaan
parsel mile!
To use na kholen!
Usme meri photo ho
sakti hai
or apki zara si
laparwahi
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Apko mera diwana
bana sakti h