By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta... Ae DOSTON Par Fir Socha, "ExamsS Ka Time Hai. Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi.
Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho. Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..
Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nhi Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki Sb Ke Samne KhuL Ke iqrar Kro Ki Tum Mujh Se Tum Mujh Se Tum Mujh Se Zyada Kanjus Ho
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha. AAL IZZ WELL..! AAL IZZ WELL..!
4 Baate Parents Ki Jo Aap Jeso Ko Pasnad Nhi 1-Itna Late kyu? 3-Kis Ka Call Tha? 3-Kaha Jaa Rahe Ho? 4-Dekho "Khuman"Se Kuch Sikho
Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out.. Cop asks: what is this? Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya.
