BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main ...

Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy: No, humare family main shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se ki ;)

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...

Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal;
Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam;
Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe;
Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye!

Jayesh: Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte h.

Brijraj: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte h.

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
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If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?A: One has a real live culture.