By B K Tripathi (Apr 14, 2016)
Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho wah-wah aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.
Boy-jan tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl-idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agr sacha pyar karty ho tu apni property k paper pe likh do.
Arz Kiya Hai.... Pyar Krna Hai To Nirma Powder WaaLi Se Kro (2) Waah Waah Kyu Ki Wo Kehti Hai "PehLe istemaaL Kro Phir Vishwas Kro"
Zid Apni Na Chhodi aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..! kuchh paiso k liye zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.
Dr:Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the. Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Tcher: Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho Girl: Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu All boys: Sirrrrrrrr Holiday ko class lo na!
