Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na...

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha, Yeh
kaisa
julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA h.

Santa is licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm and hand.

Banta: Why this madness?

Santa: This is foreplay.. before Masturbation!!

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

GF To BF= I am Pregnant
BF= R u Sure,
Ye Mera Baccha Hai.?
GF Rone Lagi Aur BoLi= Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge To Kaise CHaLega.?

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?