Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na...

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"

Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya

BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

10 Saal Pehle Candle Light Dinner Sirf Ameer log kar sakte they, Magar ab.. Poray mulk ki Awam ko ye sahulat Muyasar H.

"Pados mein kya chal raha he?
"Birthday hai"
"Kiska?"
"Tuyu ka."
"Tuyu?"
"Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de
raha hai... - Happy Birthday
Tuyu!

Har Barish Me Yahi Dua Hai Meri
Ki,
Barish Ki Jitni Bunde Zameen Par Gire,
Utni Baar Aap Slip Ho Ke Gire,
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Khushiyo Ke Samandar Me