Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na...

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?

Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

Aapka Blood Group Kya H?

Jaldi Batao

MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab H,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho mein Saya lagta he
Jo apna he wo praya lagta he
Tum se milne ki Tammana to bhot he

Lekin
Aane jane me kiraya Bahut Lagta H.

Hamain to 'SMS' ne loota
'CALL' mein kaha dum tha,
Mere 'SMS' bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan 'BALANCE' hi kum tha.

Insan Ke Ander SmS Padhne Ki itni Bhookhhoti Hai,
Chahe USKO
Pagal,
Idiat,
Bevakoof
Nalayak
kitni BB Kuch Kaho
Wo Niche Tak Padhegahi.

aaj ek din aur jilo.
aaj ek khwab aur dekhlo.
aaj ek dua aur manglo.
aaj ek sms aur karlo.
kya pata.
kal credit ho na ho!