By Sandeep (Apr 9, 2016)
Very very funny quotes written, On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure, Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" "Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" Fir kya, "Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
"DRINKS" D-elicious aftr 1 Peg. R-omantic aftr 2 peg. I-nterested aftr 3 peg. N-aughty aftr 4 peg. K-ing aftr 5 peg. S-nake aftr 6 peg..
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
What's D difference between stupid and idiot? Stupid will delete this joke. Idiot will forward this joke. Ha ha, What will you do now?
Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge. Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge.
