Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jada dhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai.
Aapka Blood Group Kya H?
MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab H,
Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf
BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.
Banta road se gujar raha tha,
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
jor se chillaya....
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
Salman khan said- I have given a Kick to public n earned 200Cr.
Suzzane : hahahaha what's big deal? I have given a Kick to Hrithik n earned 400Cr.