Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki ki
Car ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!
Remember these two words, it will open many doors in life.
Impressed? You see I'm born genius!
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha
Sharab body ko khatam karti h,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti h,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte h,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte h.
Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel