Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.
Son:" Dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
I said I'm d sweetest in d world..
God laughed & said- Wait u havenÃ¢â¬â¢t met d person reading this..
MORAL- God also jokes!
Supreme court passes new rule,
Marriage certificate not required, if alok nath gives aashirwad..