Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Motherâs DAY.
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
2 MEN TALKING
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hainJab apki yaad saath hoti hai,Jab b busy rahe mera cell toSamajh lena aapki hone waliBhabhi se meri baat hoti h.
KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!