Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Kisi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bta
Dost: 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki
Pathan: Yaar Kisi Bhi Qoum Ki Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye
Pal Pal se banta hai EHSAAS
eshsaas se banta hai VISHWAAS
Vishwaas se bante hai RISHTEY
aur rishto se bante hai koi KHAAS.
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai, jo apna samajh ke apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de bas aise dost ki talaash h.
How do u know when kids start to grow up?Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything."