Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Me Khayal...

Arz kiya hi..
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret,
gaur farmaiye,
mathe pe lahu sir pe ret kyuki
sajni ne phool mara gamla sameet..

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi.

Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.

page inbox mei ladkiyon ke message toh aajkal Congress Leaders ki tarah ho gye,
dikhte hi nahi.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Boy - Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl - Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy - Bata kitne aye h..
Grl - Sirf 90%
Boy - Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate.