Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
Man receives telegram:
Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: DonÃ¢â¬â¢t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash...
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
Don't show so much of love
it creates a non-curable pain
when they avoid u.
Sapno Me Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,
Har Pal Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi,
Ruthne Ke Baad Manane Nahi Aayenge,
Ye Sochkar Ruthne Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi.