Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
ek tha raaja ek thi rani dono mar gaye khatam kahani
ab niche kya unki laas dhundh rahe ho
Aik "SARDAR" apne kaandhay pe aik "TOTA" bitha kar ja rha tha, rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hy, "TOTA" bola "SARDAR" h salaa.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.