Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Mohabbat Sab Se Karo, Lekin
Us Se Aur Bhi ZaYaDa Karo
Jiske Liye Tumhare Dil Mein
Sey Zayada Mohabbat Ho..
Malik Nokar Se: Tum Andar Kion Aaiy?
Tumhain Nahi Pata Tha K Main Naha Raha Hon?
Nokar: Maaf Karna Sahab, Main Samjha Tha Malkin H.
Science vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vala Sochta hai k Rose kaise Draw karu.?
Commerce vala Sochta hai k Rose kise Du.?