Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
50 Meel Dur Jab Koi Bachha Oon-Oon
Karke Rota He To Ma Kehti He Ki Beta Aise Mat Ro
Bada Hokar Tu HIMESH Reshamiya Ban Jayega.
Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi.
Waiter gives bill 2 Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"
Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G
Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .
Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ?
Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..