Jailor To Tailor:
1000 Pants Aur 999 Shirts Silvake Bhej Dena.
Jailorsahab Ye Ek Shirt Kam Kyu..?
Shalmann Khann Aa Raha Hain Na.
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai!!!
DOCTOR- APNAR JOMOJ BACHHA HOYECE.
ROGI- HOBEI TO JONMER AGE ASHQU 2, PAGLU 2, CHALLANGE 2, DABANG 2 FILM DEKHECHI.
DOCTOR- VAGGIS APNI KHOKA 420 DEKHEN NI.
After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn't undrstand.
Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.
Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach.
When asked why ISI mark..
She replied..ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.