Ek girl Ne apne lover K Kandhe P Sar Rakhkar
Puchha-Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?
Best Reply Ever Given By boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nahi Dengay.
Love is possible after friendship
friendship is not possible after love
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..!!!
Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas h,
Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas h.
Hamare liye yeh bakwaas h,
Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz h.
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.
College ka first day,
BOY: Tumara Nam kya hey????
GIRL: Muje sab DIDI kahete key,,,
BOY: WAAW what a coincidence muje sab JIJAJI kahete hey!!!
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."