Santa flight me pilot ka head...

By Anamika Sharma (Dec 13, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha.
.

Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho ?
.

Santa : Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno !

Nafart Na karna Kabh...

Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse,
hum Seh Nahi Payege,
Bus 1 baar Keh dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki,
Kasam khuda Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humko Yu Pagal Banan...

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Basketball player to...

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"

Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

I believe trust is t...

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, cause if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won't tell your wife?

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: Tum haftay mai...

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
"Naaii" hon.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.

Ravan ke baad kisi ko aana tha.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa flight me pilot ka head...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha.
.

Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho ?
.

Santa : Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno !

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Nafart Na karna Kabh...

Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse,
hum Seh Nahi Payege,
Bus 1 baar Keh dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki,
Kasam khuda Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege!

Humko Yu Pagal Banan...

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Basketball player to...

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"

Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

I believe trust is t...

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, cause if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won't tell your wife?

Girl: Tum haftay mai...

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
"Naaii" hon.

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.

Ravan ke baad kisi ko aana tha.

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Santa flight me pilot ka head...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. . Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho ? . Santa : Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno !

You May Also Like

Nafart Na karna Kabh...

Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse, hum Seh Nahi Payege, Bus 1 baar Keh dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki, Kasam khuda Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege!

Humko Yu Pagal Banan...

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do. Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do. Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai. Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Basketball player to...

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????" Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

I believe trust is t...

I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, cause if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won't tell your wife?

Girl: Tum haftay mai...

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main "Naaii" hon.

Aaj Khuda ki sharara...

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi, Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha..... . . Ravan ke baad kisi ko aana tha.

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Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha.
.

Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho ?
.

Santa : Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno !

Nafart Na karna Kabhi Hamse,
hum Seh Nahi Payege,
Bus 1 baar Keh dena Ki Jarurat Nahi aapki,
Kasam khuda Ki Aapko Pitne ghar Tak chale Ayege!

Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do.
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhor Do.
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb He Hoti Hai.
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhor Do.

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:"I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u????"

Rajnikanth:"Yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? Mind it.."

Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho?
Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar,
Girl; Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy; Nahi, main
"Naaii" hon.

Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
.
.

Ravan ke baad kisi ko aana tha.