By B K Tripathi (Mar 9, 2016)
Naukar- Sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta h.. kya khilate ho? Sahab - kamine ye kutta nhi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe h.
Principl-:Late Q hue? boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya? boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir, par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na.
Ek Larka Ek Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.. Boy : I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi.. Boy : . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
GF: Me kisi or se shadi kr rhi hu Bf: Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum, Ja, Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.
Go down to c my heart.. Dekha. Kitna saaf hai mera DIL, Bole to ekdam Apke. Dimag Ki tarah.
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha:Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar:Yaar Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi Pa Raha Hu.
