By B K Tripathi (Mar 3, 2016)
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon.
Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He? Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He? Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Ek Kanjus Ki Shadi Me Baar-Baar Pani Pesh Kia Jara Tha, Santa Bhukh Se Behal Hokar Chilaya, Bhai, Biryani Milegi Kya ? Pani GaLe Me Atak Gya H.
Aunty - Ye room ki itni gandi halat kyu bna rakhi h? Boy - Mai acting ki practice karta hu yha Aunty - Kaisi acting? Boy - Man vs Wild.
