By Sonu (Nov 8, 2011)
Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge? Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!
Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_â€Â)
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking. Illiterate people use it4sign, Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai
Agar Aap Nili Nadi me Laal Patthar Fekoge to Kya Hoga? Wo Gilaa Ho Jayega!
Itna kamjor hua teri judai se... Itna kamjor hua teri judai se.... ki ab to "MACHAR" bhi khich le jate hai charpai se.
Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena
