By Imran Kagzi (Nov 25, 2015)
He - Dp me hot lag rhi ho She - Mai paida hi hot hui thi He - kyu pressure cooker se paida hui thi kya
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.
YUN TO HUM HAI BHRAMCHARI. MAGAR JAHAN DEKHI NAARI WAHIN AANKH MARI PAT GAYI TO HAMARI VERNA FIR BHARAMCHARI
Aap agar PAGAL ho to msg padhte hi miss call ki jiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to msg kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to call ki jiyega. Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega.
Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India: DANGER 11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.
School Me Aag Lg Gyi Sb Bchche Khush The Ki Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega Pr 1Bacha Udas Tha Sir-Y RU Sad? Bacha: Sir, Aap Zinda Kese Bach Gye.
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
