God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. Tha's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid!
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
itÃ¢â¬â¢s your stupidity.
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai..
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!