I wondered why the baseball wa...

Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!

Sense Of Responsibility:
A Man Goes To Library And
Asks For A Book On Suicide..
Librarian Looks At Him And
Says..
"Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega"

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi
Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakha h.?
Papa- Beta, QKi Yeh
B Mere Control K Baahar h

Gabar: Aj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
Viru: Kutte kaminey mai tera khun pi jaounga

Gabar: Kaminey me naha raha tha, basanti ja rahi thi!!

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
dosto.
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatm ni hote,
tum pyar kya kroge.