Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata
Two women are riding a bike. "I've never come this way before," says the one. "Me neither," says the other, "I think it's the cobblestones."
Daru ho gayi sasti,
Ham karege masti,
chhak ke piyege,
Has ke jiyege,
Na aaye kisi ki yaad,
Theke wale Zindabad,
"Send to all Sharabi"
Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.