By Ajay (Oct 8, 2015)
Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha. Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hi bas. Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hi.
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichad m gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola: he bhagwan ek to kichchad m gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya.
Jab kutte ki moutaati hai. ......To kutta mar jata he..Tumhe to hr bat me twist chahiye.Kutta h koi rajnikant nahi jo mare bhi styleme
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye, Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle.. Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he. ! ! ! ! ! Ye danda he. Sar pe padega to akal thikane ayegi. Ek to sms nahi nahi karte or gift chaahiye.
