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How 2 kill a girl ? Give her ...
By
Ajay
(
Sep 2, 2015
)
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JUST FOR SMILE
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How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
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